The news and I are separating. It's been coming for a while now, but think I can make the break without tears.
I still occasionally think about the news; after all, we've been together on DK for a couple of years now and we've been engaged and then married since the reign of Walter Cronkite and Katharine Graham. But the adventure of fighting the bad guys is mired in a malodorous tar pit. This is no way to live.