So this isn't exactly an "original" diary. It's actually an op-ed I wrote for The Brandeis Hoot, my school's newspaper.
It's part of a weekly column I write. Usually my articles are of a more serious nature, but since I'm sure you get enough of those around here, I thought I'd share this one with you. It's a fun take on a concept that we all know and love (I say fun, not funny, because I have yet to see how my jokes go over around here).
Enough with the introduction... here yah go: